I was playing a 4-player free-for-all game in Starcraft:BW. It wasn’t long before I had the suspicion that red, who was in the bottom left corner of the map, was cheating. After the game, other players had expressed a similar sentiment. I decided to watch the replay to figure out what was going on.

His mother had just died and a dinner with all of the relatives was being held at the mansion. An eccentric relative had the ability to travel through picture frames: after walking into a frame, he could walk out of any other frame in the world a moment later. Despite having free reign over which frame to pop out of, he always caused maximum disruption by choosing the one next to the dining table.

I was playing a game of hide and seek and in return for paying a premium, I got to hide in a special room. The square window was hidden behind a wall of stacked chairs and the opening was a little above my own height.

There was an post on Facebook of someone selling their anime and video game collection. I asked in a comment if they had Diablo3 for the PlayStation and they responded with a link where I could formally make requests.

I had already finished my lunch and did not feel like meeting any more people so I walked up to the second floor of the restaurant. There was a showcase of new inventions being held - although most of the creations were rather mundane. I was just about to talk away from someone showing how to find the center of gravity of a fork when he selected me for a demonstration. He held out my right wrist and tried various ways of balancing the fork on my arm. He said that I had a very feminine upper arm, which got a chuckle out of my dad.

The van dropped us off at our house and I was struggling to get the door to close behind me. The latch refused to hook onto the door properly until someone got out of the car to teach us how it worked. They slapped their right ear twice before slapping the handle and the door locked in place after sliding shut.

We were trying to get out of the sewers and I was slowly making my way with a stolen desktop tower in my arms. Right as we were about to exit the tunnels, a large explosion went off behind us.

I wanted to get to the 12th floor but the elevator wasn’t working properly so I went to the 13th floor instead. When I got out of the stairwell on the 12th floor, someone asked for my help with replacing the lampshades around the bar.

I walked through the doors of the chapel with a bug zapper racket in hand while a bee was pestering me. Mass was being held but the bee wouldn’t go away no matter how much I swung the racket. It wasn’t long before someone called me out for being a disturbance to others and asked me to leave. I stood still for a moment before quickly apologizing and saying that it will never happen again.

I was transported into a fantasy world and found myself on the back of a large quadruped contraption. The machine was lumbering its way towards the shore but the mechanical birds overhead seemed intent on preventing that. We weren’t supposed to “escape” and the flyers did not hesitate to use lasers to stop us.