April 11, 2026

For today’s PE class we were practicing how to “ski in place”. It was more like we were skating, while wearing skis. There was an announcement on the PA system that “Petey [Piranha]” had died due to someone pouring coffee into into its flower pot. Some of the students were popping vitamins and getting IV drips for antibiotics. Someone asked if this was safe and whether they should be asking for extra credit.