April 4, 2026

I had moved in with a new roommate and we were given a tour by the building on how to perform various maintenance tasks in our apartment. I attended a lesson on how recycling was sorted while she sat in on one about how to take care of plants. Apparently there used to be a communally kept lizard in the building but it had frozen to death.

We were scrolling on our phones on the bed and I got an AI ad for a waterpark by the beach. I wondered aloud how anyone could like this. She got up from the bed briefly before we got back to cuddling. It didn’t take long before I was going down on her.

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I was sitting in a restaurant when I pissed my pants. I felt useless as I called out for help.