February 3, 2026

We were watching war documentary when someone said they wanted to watch a movie about pizza. I knew that there was a live action Pizza Hut movie but couldn’t find it while scrolling through the list. I gave up and put on some Nichijou, reasoning that there was a burger skit somewhere in the series and that was close enough. Someone brought up that there was also a Pizza Hut documentary. My mom asked which one I thought people would prefer. “Should we switch?” I asked. someone said we could just watch both. Instead of being live action, the documentary was rotoscoped.

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There was a loud rattling noise coming from the drawer and I opened it to find three mobile phones simultaneously vibrating. I couldn’t unlock any of them but they seemed to be receiving Snapchat messages from Kanye.