May 17, 2025

My dad and I had picked up our bags and were ready to pass through customs when he told me he still needed to report on a torture. I fished my documents out of my bag as we went up the stairs. For some reason I had pictures of the pope in my passport which would change every time I opened and closed the booklet. There was also a portrait of a lion labeled “Charles of Oz”.

We had arrived at the courtyard with the intent to execute a target. A stone colossus rose out of the quad and came to life. It started throwing fireballs at us while invoking the name of “Funny Gecko”.

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I had just woken up from a sound nap at my desk and it was already late Friday afternoon. Fortunately I had not slept past my clock out time. There was only one other person in the office and they told me I was yelling in my sleep. Apparently I had also left my music playing on speakers.