February 27, 2025

We were being approached by two people inside of a tank. As the tank turned the corner, we drove around to flank it from both sides before firing our guns straight into the body of the tank. We kept unloading our shells into the vehicle at point blank range, unsure of when to stop. Eventually we received reports that the intense “shaking” “may have” “injured” the occupants. I got out of the vehicle and opened the hatch of the enemy tank. Inside were two crumpled bodies and banana in a paper bag. I wondered how I was supposed to dispose of the remains.