December 1, 2024

I was trying to catch a frog in the garden by slowly following it. I eventually cornered it near a flower bed and pulled it out of the dirt like a weed. Someone remarked that they never knew that compost was made from putting “raw stuff” in the dirt. “What do you mean?” I asked, unsure what else they could’ve thought compost was made from.

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I was in the cafeteria when a girl asked me out for lunch. I turned her down, saying that I had “a very strict eating schedule” and that our times probably wouldn’t line up.