October 5, 2024

My friend was on the phone with his mom. He was telling her about the course we were taking together and how it felt like he was actually learning something for the first time in a long time instead of doing the same thing every day. He asked me to fetch his Pokemon keyboard and I went downstairs in search for it.

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I was in the supermarket with a friend who kept bringing up how she wanted someone’s cum in her mouth. We happened to bump into one of her exes and she kept hitting on him even though he didn’t seem all that interested.

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I was walking down the street with my mom when we encountered a pair of conspicuous pickpockets. One of them kept trying to slip their hand into my coat pocket even though nothing was there. Their persistance finally got to me and I looked at them straight in the eyes before they started running. Despite nothing having been taken from me, I chased them down the sidewalk shouting, “get back here you piece of shit!”

We ended up in a corner between two buildings and another pair of women seemed to want to help us take down the thieves. My mom tried calling the police but no one picked up. I realized that the two other people were also accomplices when they too tried to steal something from my coat pocket. “Forget it”, I said. I reached into my mother’s bag and pulled out a gun, swiftly shooting all four of them dead.

I took out my phone to report the deaths.