October 4, 2024

Two teams of candle minions from Deadlock were fighting on the bed. The minions came out of tubes that were hooked up to a “digestion” machine on the far side of the room. Organic matter was stirred in cylindrical tanks like slushies before being molded and shot out through the tubes. The candle men tasted kind of waxy, as one would expect from their appearance.

However sometimes instead of little humanoid candles, a yellow sludge resembling chewed up apples and crackers would come out instead. Furthermore, the candles that did form were not fighting as they should. I fiddled with the machine before realizing that it was pulling material from the wrong tanks which resulted in undigested fruit coming out. Furthermore, there was a toggle that controlled the minion’s behaviors that made them passive by default.