June 13, 2023

I was playing the new PoE league and the mechanic involved collecting a bunch of “storm fragments” to access a series of endgame zones. I chatted with a professor about the league mechanic feeling a little bland. I needed to pee so I walked around the top floor until I spotted a urinal that was between two doors to the rooftop. As I walked up to it, crowds of students started streaming through the glass doors.

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I was playing the Diablo II remake and there was some kind of tie-in with the recently released movie adaptation. The sidequest involved a lot of meaningless backtracking and the movie was another one of those cheesy game-meets-real-world adaptations. A comically small Diablo was running through the New York subway to enter a portal.

On the other side of the portal was a boat heading towards the shore of Tristram. We were accompanied by the Soldier from TF2 who was patrolling the waters. When we got to the town, we were instructed to start barricading the alleyways with whatever we could. All that we had around were folding chairs