June 6, 2023

A strange creature was wandering near the furnaces. It looked like a normal human from the right angle but whenever it turned slightly it was apparent that its head was flat, almost as if it was 2 dimensional. We were observing it from the distance when it noticed us and started attacking my friend. I quickly grabbed a pizza peel and shoveled some hot coals onto it before stabbing the alien in the “neck”. I kept slicing at the “flesh” which split apart like raw dough until it was decapitated. The creature stopped moving. Both of us were surprised that we had really cut off its “head” as we expected otherworldly beings to have dissimilar anatomical structures.