May 23, 2023

I wanted to suggest an 80s theme to my team for the upcoming mahjong league. However I struggled to type properly and the words failed to press onto the uneven metal surface.

I saw someone who seemed familiar but I couldn’t recall where I had seen her. I thought that maybe it was a character from a video game trailer. I asked for a blowjob and she warned me that I might wake up before kneeling before me. A “dream coin” appeared on the desk in front of me.

A man introduced himself as being low on “dream cash” but having lots of real money. Apparently he was a Stanford graduate. “You must’ve had a quick start”, I said. “On jobs, yeah?” he replied, before explaining how his business for delivering musical instruments was going to start operating next month.