December 27, 2018

I was playing a zombie build in Path of Exile and was waiting for my party members to kill Dominus together. After waiting for half a minute, I realized that no one was behind me and that they were already in the boss room. I got to the fight late and when it was over, he dropped missed quest items along with forks and spoons. I picked up the cutlery and handed them over to someone sitting at a table.

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I was walking through the new school cafeteria when I bumped into a small child. I looked down and saw my niece who didn’t want to go back to her parents up ahead.

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I was in the metro and the advertisements above the doors all seemed like they were encouraging illegal behavior. I turned around and asked my parents if they were seeing the same thing.