February 4, 2018

I was playing a 4-player free-for-all game in Starcraft:BW. It wasn’t long before I had the suspicion that red, who was in the bottom left corner of the map, was cheating. After the game, other players had expressed a similar sentiment. I decided to watch the replay to figure out what was going on.

It turned out that somehow red’s SCVs were mining hundreds of minerals at a time. In addition, most of his tech buildings had already been built in the corner of in base before the game started.

I decided to play another game, and this time I went a safer, more economic, build when all of a sudden an entire army popped out of nowhere.

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A blind girl and I were talking about what we thought were the most distinctive scents when we walked into the women’s restroom. The layout look exactly the same as the men’s room, down to the two walls of urinals - except the doors were a reddish pink (salmon) instead of green (pistachio).