July 29, 2017

I was playing an Overwatch match defending on a map called the Shrine of the Dead that’s canonically underneath the Temple of Anubis. I was being obnoxious to the enemy team on the first point as Lucio. When we finally had to retreat, I shot a few of them with a finger gun.

I jumped down a level when I told my team that I needed a real weapon. The enemy team was now moving as a group across the gangway above our heads. A friend suggested that I should uppercut them so I jumped up and shot three of them before falling back down.

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I woke up in the dark in my room with my pants off. The AC was on but I was still sweating like crazy. There was now a TV in my room with a documentary about marine life. I picked up my phone to start recording my dream but I kept misspelling things and my autocorrect wouldn’t work.