June 10, 2017

We were walking through a park when I saw a Hylian Crest carved into a tree. I heard a yelp from someone behind me and turned around to see that they had made a deep cut into their thigh with a knife they were still holding. “Why did no one warn me?” they asked.

I was learning against the bed when the room started to tilt. Soon I was inadvertently pushing said bed across the room until it hit the wall. Someone snapped their head towards me and told me to get off the bed. This was supposed to be some sort of lesson in learning to hide your emotions.

We had 200 points available for character creation. We reached a consensus that we didn’t need a microwave so we proceeded to throw it out of the kitchen.

It was dark out and a man on the street was beaten up for shouting racist slurs loudly under the streetlamp. The stars were moving so quickly that you could see trails behind them.