May 29, 2017

We were browsing the hardware store and in my hand I was holding a freeze bomb and sleep bomb contained in packs in ramen. I was supposed to throw them out in that order for maximum effectiveness but I kept throwing the sleep hypnosis pack onto the floor, leaving me no choice but to jump to pick it back up before it activated.

When a large majority of a group had gathered around the corner of an aisle I threw down the two packs in quick succession. In order to maintain the sleep effects, I also had to stick pieces of tack onto their necks. “That’s powerful”, my brother remarked. He, my father, and I were the only ones still conscious in the store. We dragged the seven or so limp bodies out into the mall to take a group photo.

I quickly changed my bike tires before my dad and I went to go get lunch while we left the sleeping people under my brother’s supervision at home. I thought about setting up surveillance around the house in case anything happened.