May 14, 2017

It was a sunny day and I was being chased in a hedge maze. I tried to ’log out’ and log back in an attempt to throw off my pursuers. It turned out that I didn’t go far enough before doing so and they simply waited around the area where I blinked out of existence.

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There had recently been a bombing at the airport and I was tasked with delivering the message to the castle. My party attracted a lot of attention in town and generated a lot of common, leading to the castle going into lock down. “Just hear me out!” I shouted from outside of one of the gates.

I waited for nearly an hour until the message that I was supposed to send somehow found its way inside. The gate opened and I was rewarded with a choice of a “pet”. In front of me stood three people and my selection was based on betting dice rolls. “Wait, so they’re really pets?” I asked in confusion. Apparently everyone under a certain weight in the town becomes classed as a pet. I continuously bet for the middle option.