March 25, 2017

We were playing a Zelda-based D&D game and I had happened to obtain the master sword. “I’ll fight you for it” someone in the party said. I asked how he was going to do that and he said that he was going to travel back in time just to beat me for it. He suggested that I better make a new character sheet for my alternate past self quickly to get it over with. “Are you serious?” I asked. Before I was about to start to take him up on his offer, I clarified with the DM whether or not attack multipliers stacked additively or multiplicatively. It turned out that my party member was joking.

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I was using the projector late at night and skipping through various Daft Punk songs on YouTube. I must have been too tired to listen to entire songs and easily distracted as I alt-tabbed to a live stream of a Starcraft Brood War game. People started walking in through the door when the stream started to stutter. Eventually everything froze, forcing me to bring up the Task Manager. When I closed everything, I realized that my desktop was full of pictures of various anime girls, with a small portion of them being explicit. “Trying to find your type?” someone sitting on the couch asked.