January 1, 2017

I held the Artifact in my hand while being informed that a French spy had been sent to kill the Austrian king (me). I was due to potentially succeed onto two thrones in the case that the other kings died. I would get shot at every time I walked past the window in front of our kitchen until I got to the other side or behind a curtain. I tried to draw the curtains shut as a solution but found out that they were much too short to cover the entire window.

I looked through the curtain to see that Widowmaker was throwing baseballs off the cliff whenever I was out of sight. I went to the sink to wash my cup while panting heavily. My aunt came through the door with her two dogs who desperately wanted to go out onto the balcony. I quickly dropped the cup to run to the wall by the window as the pug dragged the curtains open again.