June 24, 2016

My mother asked if I could pack an extra bottle of shampoo and body soap in my luggage because her suitcase was about to “explode”. Soldiers were at the door to wake us up and threatened to burn the door down.

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A friend asked what I was doing for summer while we were sitting in the cafeteria and I admitted that I didn’t have much planned. I was helping him with his code and he asked what had happened to the job I had earlier. I told him that I never had a job and that it was merely a volunteer position. I opened my pencil case to find it full of oversized erasers.

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There were three beds in the hotel room even though I was certain that my brother and I were the only ones staying here. My professor came in and sat on the middle bed while a fish tank was placed on the bed closest to the door. He smeared a brown paste on the AC controller to “deter the Americans”.

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I had my camera pointed to someone’s living room when there was an explosion and a child fell off of the roof. The sound of the explosion went off twice, the second coming from my earphones due to the delay in the stream. Someone wanted to sue me because the echo was “evidence” that I knew about the explosion beforehand without warning anyone.