June 7, 2016

There was a tiny mouse on the table and we wanted to make sure that it didn’t run away by surrounding it with folded newspapers. We were going to leave for a moment so I found a post-it and wrote: “Do not lift - small mouse inside” with a pen before setting it on the top of the stack.

I wanted to make sure the mouse was still there however so I lifted the newspaper a bit to find Donald Trump face-down in a paper plate full of honey. The mouse was standing on the edge of the plate. I put the newspaper back down.