April 2, 2016

My brother was talking about game controllers. Someone else in the room was playing a fighting game and said how “loser always blocked the first punch”. They later added how “some cuteness is more embedded” than others.

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I was sitting next to one of those glass coffee tables that had a platform underneath the tabletop for putting down books or other miscellaneous items. I picked up a large book titled “Walk People” that was about parks. The sun was shining in from the floor-to-ceilings windows into our modern and white living room. My dad walked in through the front door.

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I couldn’t breathe properly. My jaw simply refused to open. As I looked down, the empty space below me was filling up with a foam-like substance. Someone was trying to kick me.

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A baby the size of an ant was inside of a tupperware box. It crawled around, picking up and eating pieces of chocolate. It visibly grew larger while it did so.

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We walked into the vacation home by the beach and was surprised to find so many beds in the basement. It was cold so I turned off the AC and took out a radiator fan. Everyone else was getting ready for bed so I walked upstairs to set up my laptop for the night. I walked up to the second floor to see that my dad was already there. We picked up a book containing illustrated strategies for playing Warcraft in Chinese on the counter which was written by a Norwegian gamer.