March 14, 2016

I was in the middle of playing a rather successful EU4 campaign when Donald Trump congratulated me for conquering the western part of Russia in the game. He told me how Hilary was the richest person in the world at the moment. He knew because he was “poking around in her pocket”.

We were back to sitting around a round table with 5 or so other politicians. Trump had a large mechanical cockroach on his body and kept trying to hit a switch to make it move. After fumbling around with it, he finally got it to work as it crawled around his back and torso. He seemed rather content with the attention it generated until it started to talk into his mouth. The contents of the speech had something to do with cream. Trump’s slight flinch in response to this unexpected event set off a chain reaction as the room fell into chaos and panic. Someone next to me had thrown up.