December 16, 2015

My cousin was told that she should learn Chinese after the customs officer looked at her passport. Apparently it was acquired at a 7-Eleven and listed her place of birth as Macau.

I texted my sister-in-law while I was on the bus to inform her of my arrival to the country. When I got home I seemed to be unable to find a nice pair of pants. I looked at my teeth in the mirror.