March 29, 2015

There was a corpse on the ground made out of candy and we were invited to eat flavored sand. Someone was retelling the story of how a group of economics majors held the Doyle Owl for 14 days in a fort that they built in the middle of a swamp. One of the members of the group had apparently received multiple revelations during their last few days and foresaw the person who would steal it. When the day came, he stepped out of the fort, spread his arms open to the sky and sprinted at inhuman speeds towards the perpetrator, knocking him into the path of a speeding car.

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I was looking at a photograph of a glass dome on the top of a skyscraper. Someone pointed out that inside the dome was a woman with her daughter and two “cats with a view”.

Someone came up to and told me that I only had 416 days* of school left. He asked me what I have done up until now.

*Apparently this would be May 18, 2016