December 28, 2014

I said that chickens were the cutest because you always got them on the way to something else. Someone didn’t agree.

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News Years was quickly approaching and everyone was handed a pink cookie of some sort. We were to share it with someone when the new year struck. I looked over the fence and saw kindergarteners celebrating with their class. I commented on how their class sizes seemed rather small, consisting of only six or so children. “Of course” said someone next to me. Large red balloons fell down from the sky as an over-sized clown was walking around on the basketball court.

I went indoors and looked into a large tank with branches and twigs. I said something to the effect of “look at the little dinosaurs!” to which someone, presumably their owner, responded that they were not and were in fact lizards. Inside the tank there was also a small treasure chest that was partly opened. There was a sticker on the tank that warned against putting too many chests inside the tank.

I asked what was inside the chests to which he answered that they were “Silver Point” plants, which helped to regulate the oxygen levels within the tank. Apparently the container was completely self sustainable when sealed off.

“Whats the point of that?” I asked.

“It’s so that the moment they come out, they’ll be ready to conquer the world without questioning their atmosphere.”

During this time, I was sitting on a book that was to accompany a lecture about North Korea. The book had a purple cover and the author was “Alaska Aurelia”.