October 5, 2014

All of a sudden my lower lip went numb. My jaw was stuck as the bottom half of my face became cold and tingly. After a few moments of hesitance, I walked up to someone to ask for help. However before any emergency services could arrive we had to fill out a form that was online, stating our degree of emergency. The person helping me filled out my first name as “Test of Clark” and my surname as my full legal name with near illegible handwriting.

The girl said she still had to clear two areas and had a wedding to attend afterwards. It was a big map and we were running out of time. All of a sudden I was standing at the entrance to an open field while a pink sign in front of me pointed to the left with a bold “WEDDING” painted onto it.

I got to the lab and the test results were in. Apparently I had an absurdly high level of Argon and Radon in my bloodstream. Furthermore, my body was also somewhat accustomed and developed a resistance to it as well. A large needle was stabbed into my right arm and only got deeper as a dark red fluid flowed through the syringe.

I was on the path of some wooded area and there was a string that one could pull on to shoot a blotch of yoghurt from a few hundred meters away to hit a target. After pulling the string multiple times, I noticed that it was shooting farther than expected, which explained why I wasn’t seeing anything.