August 14, 2014

I was in a kitchen after a party had dissipated. I looked into the sink and saw a mostly untouched bowl of salad. It had eggs in it. In the soap dish was a burger but when I picked up the top bun I found a bar of soap instead of a patty.

I commented on the unappreciated salad in the sink.

“Well, we all know what everyone came here for” was the reply. I assume he was talking about the burgers.