April 4, 2014

I didn’t recognize the two but they looked like they were old friends. They seemed to be playing something akin to Starcraft. The first one, that is. It appeared to be a custom game mode with a map set up much like the real world.

She had short, blonde hair. She was rather English from the impression I got. He donned a blue T-shirt with slightly more tanned skin. His hair was black with short curls.

“I still have 200 energy left”, she exclaimed. “And another 100 in my energy battery.”

“God damn it.”

“Okay, I think I’m going to turn against you now!” She said playfully. “We’re not friends anymore.”

(There was also something about showing them around each other’s houses and telling each other their Chinese name but exactly how that part went down eludes me.)

It would make sense that she cancelled their alliance at this point and started attacking each other but for some reason they were now making a cake. Or pudding. Or jelly(?) I don’t know. But whatever it was it involved a lot of powder/flour and water. It looked a bit reddish brown and was in a large plastic container.

Whatever mess they were making was now inundated with water.

“There’s not enough!” She said as she threw more water into the tub. “You need 17 scoops, the first 15 are fake.”

At some point during this time a bird was flying around us. She tried to shoo it away as it clung to the walls surrounding us.

“The bird. It knows. The bird knows. " I said.

No matter how hard we tried, we couldn’t keep it from pestering their project.

For some reason the two of them got distracted and strayed from their bowl of cake batter or whatever it was. A Scottish Terrier was at the edge of the tub now.

“It’s going to take a dip!” I exclaimed.

I think they were preoccupied with the bird or something like that.

Then the dog simply stepped into their cake.

“It took a dip!”

From there on, we all knew that their efforts were in vain.

The end.