I had to wait two days to get into the server for a zombie survival game because there were limits as to when you could join a game in progress. I quickly headed to the power stations to shut them off before digging a giant moat around my home base. Apparently this bugged the NPC’s pathfinding as several cars ended up in the ditch.

I got a Steam message asking to trade a TF2 item. I messaged the stranger back saying that I don’t even have the game installed anymore. When I looked up I was in an ethics class and there was an announcement that an assistant professor had just gotten doxxed. Apparently the culprit was suspected of being in our class and we had to provide our personal email addresses. No one complied until the instructor finally gave up. A classmate asked if they were going to ask for our mailing addresses next.

My friends and I were attempting to solve a crossword puzzle without grids. As expected, we were having quite a lot of trouble with it. One of the clues was “Used”, and another was “Edge seat”.

A coworker had set up a tent in the middle of the road for some kind of promotional event. We had a bunch of metal scrap and spare nuts and bolts that she had collected from the area. We ended up with four full containers of spare parts to dispose of by the end of the day.

I was in a bus that was driving down a tight alleyway. I ordered a pig to go ahead and chase down a taxi. Later news of a pig running through the streets was on the news.

When we arrived home there was a red blinking light next to the doorway. Apparently something had set off the house alarm. We opened the door and saw a flock of birds in our backyard through the window. One of them had caught a rabbit in our yard and the rest were here to share the feast.

I approached a small store selling ice cream on the street and asked the lady about the flavors because the colors were not at all obvious. Apparently there were none of the standard flavors and most were based on vegetables. I told her I’d like to try the Purple Cabbage and Blue Flowers and pick it up later.

I was sitting on the grass next to the tetherball courts of my elementary school campus. There were so many new and unfamiliar buildings around the playground. We were promised to get a tour of the place tomorrow. Class was starting soon but my backpack was still over by the basketball courts. The teacher asked if anyone had any questions about finding work before the next lesson was going to begin. A friend raised his hand and asked what to do if the interviewer asked if you had a car. The teacher suggested to have a joke prepared.

I was playing some kind of modded Hearthstone on my phone that had integrated elements of mahjong. I was close to completing a suuankou (4 concealed triplets) when I drew a card that made me instantly lose because I chose the wrong option when the dialog popped up.

I was wandering through a bookstore that descended at least 5 stories underground. There was a large opening to the bottom in the middle of each floor. All of the display shelves were made out of glass.