I was getting my hair cut as I had gotten called for additional military training, however the barber was only willing to give half of a buzzcut before moving on to the next person. We were later herded into the cafeteria and had to pick out our own plates from the many racks of trays. There was a form on the wall which asked which boss monster players encounter at level 1 in Path of Exile. A few of the rows had already been filled in with Merveil, so I followed along without much thought.

I was sitting at a diner with my family for breakfast. Everyone else had gotten their meals of meat and berry pies but my plate was empty because I couldn’t make up my mind on what to order. My dad asked my brother if he could show him his teeth. My brother showed off his set of dentures while his wife showed us her golden implants.

We were playing videogames on the TV. Someone leaned over and sniffed another person’s back. I started grinding my teeth with a sensation of plastic plates in my mouth.

I was coming back to the office after my lunch break when I looked at the calendar and realized that I actually had nothing scheduled for the rest of the day. It was a Monday and I wasn’t really sure what I was supposed to do.

We were watching a talent show and the last scheduled performance was a couple singing a duet. Just when we thought the show was over, my dad drunkenly stumbled onto the stage and started singing “Don’t Stop Me Now” at the top of his lungs.

I was directing people where to go inside of a busy train station.

It was 7:15 and I had a bus to catch. I was running down the street when I slowed down to overhear a conversation that piqued my interest. I wanted to stick around as I was already going to be late anyways. It was then that I realized I had also forgotten all of my stuff at home.

We were learning how to make pizza on the fly after taking over someone else’s pizzeria. I presented a plate of pickled artichokes to a table of guests. The gimmick of our store was that we let the customers taste a sample of the toppings before putting the rest onto the dough and into the oven.

I was helping as a volunteer at an anime convention which allowed me to skip not only the lines but also a pop culture quiz that was supposed to filter a portion of the attendees. My first task was leading people through the entrance of the convention hall.

A friend was teaching us and his son about an animal called the Botie. It was a relative of the sloth which apparently had latent psychic and mind control abilities. However the specimen in front of us seemed to prefer to sleep and eat slices of tomatoes off the floor.