My brother finally figured out how to parse my commonly used username. He thought it was pronounced “cdowcdow”.

I had opened Snapchat to see that someone had a snap in their story from “Dec 1, 1969″. When I opened it, it totaled about 60 seconds of someone dancing in front of a window in their living room.

We had ordered in “personalized” pizza and someone walking by behind us asked if we had it delivered. “No, we picked it up by ourselves” someone answered. I wasn’t able to sense the presence of sarcasm in their response.

Our van drove off and we left someone at the gas station because of his weight. When I questioned it, someone replied that they wouldn’t let us through the gate to their private property if he was in the car.

Room Abby 119C: how to act towards other people.

My aunt and uncle were complaining that her daughter was looking for excuses to stay home even though she was already an adult. They said how she was settling with an unsatisfactory job with low pay when she has the potential to do much better. What was even worse, they complained, was that she wasn’t saving any of the money she was earning.

She asked me where I was going as we ran across a bridge that went over an empty pool of a waterpark. “Work” I replied. Apparently I was assigned a mission to assassinate the competitor of the product we were working for. I ran through the hallway of hotel rooms, equipped with a bomb concealed as a coke can.

We were in a convenience store in Japan and my name was being broadcasted. Apparently we did something in the 90s that made the government take note of us for our contribution. They even reserved a webpage with our name that they distributed via a lucky draw. That day had finally come. My mom called for my uncle to come down from the second floor of the store.

I was watching someone play Path of Exile or some similar ARPG. They were about to roll a new character when they noticed they had a record number of people watching their stream (somewhere around 30k). There was a free game on the backside of the cover for some other game I was holding.

I was playing some kind of first person shooter and someone asked me what my field of view settings. They told me that I had a field of view of a bird.