January 2, 2016

Someone was sitting in the test for me which was being held in the 7-Eleven. My representative asked me as to how to define an “anabolic system” I told them that it had something to do with energy and oxygen. I was later asked by someone else as to what I had written for that question and when they said they were pretty sure it was the process that happened in the absence of oxygen, I became very unsure as to what my answer was.*

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January 2, 2016

I was walking across the bridge when I tripped and rolled on the concrete dramatically. When I sat up, I realized that a bus full of people had seen my fall. I got onto the bus and found myself among a group of three that were headed to see a movie(Ip Man, to be precise). “What are we going to call you after the movie?” two of them asked. It was already dark out when we got off at the theater. There seemed to be some leftover snow on the ground. My suspicions were confirmed when the bus disappeared off the ground behind us instead of driving off, flashing a red “401″ before vanishing. We had been ported to a parallel timeline, making us untraceable to the world we had come from. “Tell me what we’re doing here and I’ll keep playing along” I warned. After walking in silence for too long, I took off for the street corner donning a disguise as I went on my way.

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December 31, 2015

It was exam week and I walked into a classmate at the supermarket. I asked him how exams were going and he told me that he decided to pick up Japanese in his free time. He said how the alternations seemed to be easier than those found in Romance languages. I mentioned how I loved the relationship between h, b, and p sounds in the language but the point appeared to be lost on him. I went back to reviewing for Spanish.

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December 28, 2015

I was handed a blue doll that was still in its box. It came with a red scarf - apparently this was the girl from the restaurant.

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December 24, 2015

I was watching television when someone broad in two large blocks of foam. They had brought them in for some kind of art project. They planned to carve large heads out of the blocks. I mindlessly tapped on one of the foam blocks while asking if they were going to use both of them. I stopped when they told me that it was the case. They locked the door before starting to work as they said it helped them concentrate.

December 23, 2015

When I walked to the indoor swimming pool the lifeguard on duty told us to repeat the words “sinking things” after him because he had previously been saying it wrong the whole time. We talked about the inaccuracies of map projections and how Canada was a lot larger than typically depicted.

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December 22, 2015

My computer science teacher was frustrated that he couldn’t give up on our class yet because he “still [had] someone in this sea of mediocrity”.

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December 21, 2015

Someone was afraid to approach me because they thought that I would hurt them in some way. They only eventually came my way because they were egged on by their friends. “It’s unfortunate to have an outsider on our hands, isn’t it?” they asked. They were referring to me, of course, as we sat against the wall of an empty warehouse.

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December 16, 2015

My cousin was told that she should learn Chinese after the customs officer looked at her passport. Apparently it was acquired at a 7-Eleven and listed her place of birth as Macau.

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