Archive for 2024-08 (16)

August 29, 2024

There was a documentary playing at the front of the room while I was playing Breath of the Wild on my phone. Myself and the rest of the room was startled by the “Yahaha!” of a Korok. My manager immediately asked, “What did we say about gaming during movie time?”. “Ideally not…” I answered.

August 28, 2024

Someone was asking me how I went to work because she thought I lookeed familiar and wanted to make sure I was the right person. I assured her that I wasn’t the person she was thinking of since I worked from home. She continued to express interest in me anyways and asked to add me in Mahjong Soul. I opened up my game but struggled to read the friend code as it was encoded in an image of differently colored shirts.

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August 26, 2024

It was sports day and I was signed up for the vortex football throwing event. However for some reason we had to keep changing the venue and it soon turned dark. We ended up lining up on the sidewalk of a residential street but I had forgotten which team I was playing for. A tangled mess of bikes were clogging up the curb. I went to search for my team members to ask what our team number was.

August 25, 2024

I got a text from my brother asking me to bring him a bottle of something from our cabin. I met him outside on the deck of the cruise ship while he handed me his phone that had a live stream open. He briefly walked down to the lower deck before coming back up. I told him how I’d nearly dropped his phone because the case was strangely slippery. He informed me that we were tasked with hammering out some dents in the lower levels of the ship. He seemed excited at the prospect of being able to inspect and eavesdrop the meeting rooms. Apparently there were some Disney execs on board for business. I pointed out the pod of dolphins that seemed to be playing next to our ship.

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August 23, 2024

I had bought two tickets for a movie featuring Ryan Gosling. I went to use the restroom but realized when I sat down that the gaps between the stall doors were comically large. In fact, the stall dividers were more like frames instead of walls. Someone stepped into my stall to replace the toilet paper.

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August 21, 2024

I was running through the hallways looking for a place to hide. I saw a few people turn into the locker room which gave me an idea. Fortunately not very many other people were here yet so I jumped into one of the innermost lockers and closed the door. Through the slits I could see the others scrambling to find a spot. People tried opening the locker I was hiding in multiple times.

August 17, 2024

I was teaching someone how to use OBS while playing Path of Exile. I backtracked up the hill to find the Harvest plot that I had skipped earlier without expecting much resistance. A crowd up ahead was making noise as a bull charged along the edge of the field.

August 16, 2024

I was hosting an old friend at my place as he was visiting the city to meet up with his online friends. I tagged along for dinner but for some reason he kept clinging onto my arm even though I was supposed to be the odd one out here. We eventually got seats at different tables as there wasn’t a spot reserved for me.

August 12, 2024

I was on my last day of vacation somewhere near the island of Borneo. I was swimming along the beach, collecting “speed buffs” which allowed me to swim faster and faster. My phone was sealed inside of a ziploc bag so I could keep it in my pocket as I swam. I took a waypoint to the far side of the island.

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August 11, 2024

We were asked to fill out a survey about Pokemon in class but I had put if off until the last five minutes when someone told me that it would be worth my time. I opened up the pamphlet and on the first page there was an intro blurb about AI training and how my task was to pick the more appealing design from a series of image pairs. By the time I had finished the survey, it was already well into my lunch break.

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