I was trying to sweep up all of the chocolate shavings off the table. “What if the word ‘horse’ meant something else?” someone asked.

I woke up in bed naked and needed to go to the restroom. I didn’t recognize where I was but the room felt nostalgic. The bed was a pastel blue and the door to the bathroom was frosted glass.

I was visiting an old friend in college and he was showing me around campus. It was getting dark out when we entered the dorm. The first floor was unusually spacious and the lighting was sparse. I asked him how many people lived in the building. “600″, he said. “What? No way.” I couldn’t imagine that the dorm housed anywhere close to that number. I walked around the perimeter of the first floor and peered through some open doorways. The unoccupied rooms were about as big as you would expect for a regular dorm room.

I was playing a 4-player free-for-all game in Starcraft:BW. It wasn’t long before I had the suspicion that red, who was in the bottom left corner of the map, was cheating. After the game, other players had expressed a similar sentiment. I decided to watch the replay to figure out what was going on.

His mother had just died and a dinner with all of the relatives was being held at the mansion. An eccentric relative had the ability to travel through picture frames: after walking into a frame, he could walk out of any other frame in the world a moment later. Despite having free reign over which frame to pop out of, he always caused maximum disruption by choosing the one next to the dining table.

I was playing a game of hide and seek and in return for paying a premium, I got to hide in a special room. The square window was hidden behind a wall of stacked chairs and the opening was a little above my own height.

There was an post on Facebook of someone selling their anime and video game collection. I asked in a comment if they had Diablo3 for the PlayStation and they responded with a link where I could formally make requests.

I had already finished my lunch and did not feel like meeting any more people so I walked up to the second floor of the restaurant. There was a showcase of new inventions being held - although most of the creations were rather mundane. I was just about to talk away from someone showing how to find the center of gravity of a fork when he selected me for a demonstration. He held out my right wrist and tried various ways of balancing the fork on my arm. He said that I had a very feminine upper arm, which got a chuckle out of my dad.

The van dropped us off at our house and I was struggling to get the door to close behind me. The latch refused to hook onto the door properly until someone got out of the car to teach us how it worked. They slapped their right ear twice before slapping the handle and the door locked in place after sliding shut.

We were trying to get out of the sewers and I was slowly making my way with a stolen desktop tower in my arms. Right as we were about to exit the tunnels, a large explosion went off behind us.