I was in charge of cooking dinner tonight. I was thinking about how I might have chopped up more veggies than I needed for stir-fry when all of a sudden the stove hood and the microwave collapsed onto the stove top. I couldn’t reach the knobs for the stove anymore and I had to strain my hand just to be able to stir the pan. Dry rice noodles from the cupboard above the stove also fell into the pan. I hadn’t meant to make stir-fried noodles but I just went with it.