January 1, 2017
I held the Artifact in my hand while being informed that a French spy had been sent to kill the Austrian king (me). I was due to potentially succeed onto two thrones in the case that the other kings died. I would get shot at every time I walked past the window in front of our kitchen until I got to the other side or behind a curtain. I tried to draw the curtains shut as a solution but found out that they were much too short to cover the entire window.