March 29, 2015
There was a corpse on the ground made out of candy and we were invited to eat flavored sand. Someone was retelling the story of how a group of economics majors held the Doyle Owl for 14 days in a fort that they built in the middle of a swamp. One of the members of the group had apparently received multiple revelations during their last few days and foresaw the person who would steal it. When the day came, he stepped out of the fort, spread his arms open to the sky and sprinted at inhuman speeds towards the perpetrator, knocking him into the path of a speeding car.