We were in English class and our project was to reenact some action scene from a movie. It was in a medieval setting and I was the intruder, with my weapon of choice being a (rather modern) hammer. After the five or so defenders were defeated, I was greeted with a “welcome to the fort”.

It was the middle of March. Everyone was obsessing over these two guys that managed to hack into some administrative servers of our school back in November. Apparently news of it only got out recently because there was no journalism whatsoever during the winter months. “People like this kind of news” stated some person in the newspaper article. “It’s satisfying because usually in life, we don’t get any quick results.”